Roy S. Moore (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} roymoore) wrote,@ 2003-08-27 22:03:00 |
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Queer Eye for the Pray Guy
Because of my recent fame with the whole "lovin' the commandments" stint. (I will sneek it back!) The guys from Queer Eye, or as they like to be called, the fag 5, came over to give my life a (little needed) makeover.
After they insulted all of my manerisms, lifestyle, and clothing, I must admit, these godless faggots really know the latest trends.
For Culture, Jai, such a cute little ass, uh, I mean fag, told me that Jars of Clay, and DC Talk are not the "in" music right now. He got me into the Indigo Girls, Cher, and Paula Cole. I now feel like such a hip god-fearing socialite.
For Fashion, Carson took me on a shopping spree to Hot Topic. At first I must admit the mesh shirt just didn't seem to be me, but after trying it on with my robe I realized that it was a great match.
For Food, Thom showed me fondue, a brilliant idea even if it was invented by gay men. I was also given the opportunity to cook mongolian beef, it was so-so.
For the interior design, I wasn't impressed, in fact I have a lot of work ahead of me, the damn bastart put a slip cover over my commandments monument, and then he had the nerve to bring in a buddah monument to sit on my monument. Dosen't he know thou shalt not have false idols? I slapped him with my bible.
I didn't let grooming take place after the previous incident. I still talk to jai, he is such a great young man.
Because of my recent fame with the whole "lovin' the commandments" stint. (I will sneek it back!) The guys from Queer Eye, or as they like to be called, the fag 5, came over to give my life a (little needed) makeover.
After they insulted all of my manerisms, lifestyle, and clothing, I must admit, these godless faggots really know the latest trends.
For Culture, Jai, such a cute little ass, uh, I mean fag, told me that Jars of Clay, and DC Talk are not the "in" music right now. He got me into the Indigo Girls, Cher, and Paula Cole. I now feel like such a hip god-fearing socialite.
For Fashion, Carson took me on a shopping spree to Hot Topic. At first I must admit the mesh shirt just didn't seem to be me, but after trying it on with my robe I realized that it was a great match.
For Food, Thom showed me fondue, a brilliant idea even if it was invented by gay men. I was also given the opportunity to cook mongolian beef, it was so-so.
For the interior design, I wasn't impressed, in fact I have a lot of work ahead of me, the damn bastart put a slip cover over my commandments monument, and then he had the nerve to bring in a buddah monument to sit on my monument. Dosen't he know thou shalt not have false idols? I slapped him with my bible.
I didn't let grooming take place after the previous incident. I still talk to jai, he is such a great young man.
