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Roy S. Moore's LiveJournal:
| Wednesday, August 27th, 2003 | | 10:03 pm |
Queer Eye for the Pray Guy
Because of my recent fame with the whole "lovin' the commandments" stint. (I will sneek it back!) The guys from Queer Eye, or as they like to be called, the fag 5, came over to give my life a (little needed) makeover. After they insulted all of my manerisms, lifestyle, and clothing, I must admit, these godless faggots really know the latest trends. For Culture, Jai, such a cute little ass, uh, I mean fag, told me that Jars of Clay, and DC Talk are not the "in" music right now. He got me into the Indigo Girls, Cher, and Paula Cole. I now feel like such a hip god-fearing socialite. For Fashion, Carson took me on a shopping spree to Hot Topic. At first I must admit the mesh shirt just didn't seem to be me, but after trying it on with my robe I realized that it was a great match. For Food, Thom showed me fondue, a brilliant idea even if it was invented by gay men. I was also given the opportunity to cook mongolian beef, it was so-so. For the interior design, I wasn't impressed, in fact I have a lot of work ahead of me, the damn bastart put a slip cover over my commandments monument, and then he had the nerve to bring in a buddah monument to sit on my monument. Dosen't he know thou shalt not have false idols? I slapped him with my bible. I didn't let grooming take place after the previous incident. I still talk to jai, he is such a great young man. | | Tuesday, August 26th, 2003 | | 9:09 pm |
Free time to write again
For those of you who have been keeping up with my life-long quest to rid the world of evil doers, you know that I have been "suspended" or as I like to call it vacation. More like a vacation bible school. I am gathering my apostles, I mean, faithful followers, to go to court against the satanic rulling to pull the ten commandments from my court. As the bible said in John 3-16: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. The Ten Commandments went as follows: And God spoke all these words: "I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery. "You shall have no other gods before me. "You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing love to a thousand of those who love me and keep my commandments. "You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name. "Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, neither you, nor your son or daughter, nor your manservant or maidservant, nor your animals, nor the alien within your gates. For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but he rested on the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy. "Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you. "You shall not murder. "You shall not commit adultery. "You shall not steal. "You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor. "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." This is my only quest in life. This is it. Simple. It may seem more complex than this, but that is because you are not enlightened by God the way I have been. Your minds are far too small to comprehend the emaculate grandure of the Lord. Judge Myron Thompson will live for the rest of his eternity in hell when my apostles get done with him. | | Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 | | 9:38 pm |
Ban blacks
As a new objective in my crusade to rid the world of hatred and make peace with God. I will now be implementing what I call Moore Laws. Moore Laws 1. People of color will no longer be able to show their entire face in public, it must be covered like the other immoral pests, the islamics. 2. People of color will no longer be allowed to share public facilities with those that follow god's will. This includes, but is not limited to, restrooms, restaurants, and ball game stadiums (unless they are playing) 3. People of color will no longer be allowed to own or drive cars. Walking, or Riding on the Bus (only in the back) are the only means of transportation to be used. 4. People of color can be sentenced to death for any felony. The fewer of these pests, the better.A resolution will soon be put into the Moore Laws to include Gays, Jews, Atheist, and Democrats. | | Sunday, June 23rd, 2002 | | 6:06 pm |
Faggots in leather
If there is one thing I can't stand more than a christian fagot, it is a fagot in leather. I just want to shoot them all. But I have a more humane way of dealing with them. Create a law that bans fagots from leaving their houses at night. I think I will make them put the fag flag on their clothes so that their "race" can be distinguished easily. There will be an 8 o'clock curfew. All fagots out of their trailers after this hour will either be shot, or hung in the center of town for all fags to see. | | Sunday, June 2nd, 2002 | | 2:38 am |
One Nation Under God
It has occured to me in recent days that I am being unfair to the queer community. I have spent all of my time and effort not only helping the children of God, but bashing the fags too. This is unbalanced. I should be spreading my time of hate in a more creative way. I am now implementing the anti-gay-catholic-jew-athiest bashing approach. Why should a man of God such as I, focus all of my hatred on to just one group, when I can equally focus it onto all sinners? My reign of equality has begun. I will now begin to see the light and love only the southern christian. Mainly, the truth that is Southern Baptist. | | Thursday, May 30th, 2002 | | 4:26 pm |
"The Ten Commandments Judge"
Yes I am. Morris Dees has nothing against me. He is trying to take my God given monument out of my courthouse. Whats next? Dees trying to take off my Swastika tatoo? My longtime nemesis is making me give him all of the cards that I got in support of my decision to put the "law" in monument form in the courthouse. What is he going to do with that? I guess he wants to see how all of the other people wrote them, so that he has a nice template to write one to me. He likes to call them evidence, but we all know what he is really using them for. In other news, my friend Connie Wilkerson called me today. She is getting tormented in much the same way I have been. She is only doing what is right. In fact, I wish I came up with the same idea she had to put those faggots in mental institutions. People don't seem to think it is as bad to do that as it is to burn them on a cross. Who would have thought? All in all, not too bad of a week, and on the plus side, I got to kick a jewish fag. | | Tuesday, May 28th, 2002 | | 3:45 am |
My good friend Fred was telling me a joke today over the phone. I thought it was the funniest thing I have heard since the two lesbians in my courtroom wanted to adopt a baby... How many militant feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? .... Two, one to screw in the lightbulb, and one to suck my dick. | | 3:40 am |
My Conservative Re-election Propaganda Poem
America the Beautiful or so you used to be Land of the Pilgrims pride, I'm glad they'll never see. Babies piled in dumpsters, Abortion on demand, Oh, sweet land of liberty, your house is on the sand. Our children wander aimlessly poisoned by cocaine, Choosing to indulge their lusts, when God has said abstain. From sea to shining sea our Nation turns away From the teaching of God's love and a need always to pray. So many worldly pastors tell lies about our Rock, Saying God is going broke so they can fleece the flock. We've kept God in our temples, how callous we have grown, When earth is but His footstool and Heaven is His throne. We've voted in a government that's rotting at the core, Appointing Godless judges who throw reason out the door, Too soft to place a killer in a well-deserved tomb, But brave enough to kill a baby before he leaves the womb. You think that God's not angry that our land's a moral slum? How much longer will He wait before His judgment comes? How are we to face our God from whom we cannot hide? What then is left for us to do, but stem the evil tide? If we who are His children will humbly turn and pray Seek His holy face and mend our evil way, Then God will hear from Heaven and forgive us of our sins, He'll heal our sickly land and those who live within. But America the Beautiful if you don't, then you will see, A sad but Holy God withdraw His hand from thee. |
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